
Hey, life's a beach man !
After 50 all a man needs is a few accessories to be comfortablc. I prefer a fav squeeze on my knee ( preferably the good knee ) , a Playmate of the cooler variety loaded with brewskis, shades, and a whole lot of sun.
You can keep that rink of frozen H2O and your delusions of the 1980 U.S. olympic hockey team to yourself, thank you very much ;-)